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Creepy children tired of Hollywood stereotyping them as harbingers of doom

‘Is it my fault I don’t talk much?’ asks eerily shy 8-year-old From kids with large, sad eyes to vaguely ethnic youngsters sporting bowl cuts, hundreds of creepy children recently gathered outside the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences … Continue reading

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Mel Gibson denies Hanukkah ever happened

‘The festival of lights is a total fiction’ claims Holiday Denier

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Russell Crowe totally excited about bartender’s romantic comedy script

Actor always on the lookout for scripts from strangers International film star Russell Crowe couldn’t wait to get home last night so he could read bartender and aspiring screenwriter John Feingold’s romantic comedy “Drinking Buddies.” “I came in looking for … Continue reading

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Morgan Freeman to narrate 12 documentaries in October

Will also provide voice-over for 46 different TV commercials

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Hollywood celebrates 10th anniversary of Ben Stiller playing same character in every film

Actor signs on for five more blandly goofy lead roles

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Ed Norton already rewriting your script in his head

Just in case he ever attaches himself to it

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Buscemi toplines ‘Dinosaur VS Helicopter’

‘Ultimate action epic’ set to break box office records

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Gary Busey goes 24 hours without freaking anybody out

Longest stretch since two days in May of 2003 64-year-old actor Gary Busey has been freaking people out on a near-constant basis for the last three decades, but Saturday saw a reprieve of his wildly erratic behavior when he made … Continue reading

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Judd Apatow produces 1,000th male bonding movie

‘Guyland Chronicles’ features Rogen, Carell, Rudd, Hill, Segal, Hader and Cera

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MacGyver film scrapped after producers realize Richard Dean Anderson is like 73

‘Not even strong enough to rip a piece of duct tape’ After prematurely jumping on the 1980’s remake bandwagon, foolhardy producers recently admitted the film has no chance to move forward due to Richard Dean Anderson’s extreme old age. “The … Continue reading

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