Introducing Hollywood’s most questionable spec scripts of the year. Wow.
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Entries Tagged as ‘Script Track’
November 24, 2009
Script Track – November 24, 2009
Gobble Time
A small New England town holds the first annual Thanksgiving Day eating contest, but things go horribly awry when the whole town falls asleep because of all the tryptophan.
Writer: Alex Jones
Plymouth Rocker
Based on the 17th century account of a Pilgrim musician.
Uncle Ken
A man is excommunicated from his family and city when he injures his [...]
November 17, 2009
Script Track – November 17, 2009
Macintouch
Steve Jobs places a spell on a lifelong PC user, and now everything the man touches turns into a Mac product.
Writer: Alex Star
Wedding Planner Guy
A former SportsCenter host becomes a testosterone-crazed wedding planner that goes head-to-head with the bride’s wedding planner to ensure the groom’s special day isn’t too “girl-focused.”
Writer: Brent Berman
The Yellow Brick Roadie
Raunchy [...]
November 10, 2009
Script Track – November 10, 2009
Miracle On 134th Street
Urban remake. Ice Cube attached to star as Kris Kringle.
Code of the Road
A kid goes on vacation with his best friend’s family, only to find out they’re all bloodthirsty vampires – and they want to initiate him!
Writer: Tom Enville
Beerzilla
The college town of Madison, Wisconsin is terrorized by a 30-foot frat boy thirsty [...]
November 3, 2009
Script Track – November 3, 2009
The Goats Of Christmas Past
A lonely farmer is haunted by three goats he used to fornicate with back in the 70s.
Based on the novel by Jethro Callahan.
Baldwinia
Two women find themselves trapped in a world where every man alive is a different Baldwin brother.
Writer: Danny Baldwin
Purrposal
Animated tale. Plot being kept under wraps.
October 27, 2009
Script Track – October 27, 2009
Carman
A dying mechanic extends his life by hooking himself up to a 1967 Mustang…fusing man and machine and creating pure awesomeness.
Based on a pitch by Jay Leno.
Flan of The Month
A taut thriller about a man who joins a flan of the month club, only to find out each month’s flan is made of people!
Writer: James [...]
October 23, 2009
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October 20, 2009
Script Track – October 20, 2009
Capri Son
A football coach is forced to come to grips with the fact that his teenage son’s fondness for wearing capri pants is actually a symptom of a much deeper issue.
Writer: Bill Kenro
The Adventures of Ike Ikea
A hound dog named Ike gets lost in an Ikea store…but did he just find a new home? Live [...]
October 13, 2009
Script Track – October 13, 2009
Five Dollar Footlong
Remake of the 1989 film Loverboy. In the updated version, a Subway employee woos female customers in a vacant apartment above the fast food franchise.
The Spinner
A windmill technician moves to a small town, where he tries to convince the local community to “go green.” Extremely preachy.
Writer: Mark Finley
Mapboy
When all the maps in the [...]
October 6, 2009
Script Track – October 6, 2009
Tweeter Pan
A tobacco company exec invents a childlike persona on the social networking site Twitter, becoming a cult hero among 12-year-olds as he battles to take down the evil company he works for.
Writer: Bobby Alvarez
Jerk Store
Three unemployed friends open a “jerk store” where they sell men with bad attitudes.
Based on the Maxim article.
Wasabi Wayne
After eating [...]
