Ye Olde Foreclosure
A 16th century family is forced out of their Tudor home for not paying tariffs to the King of England. Now the only way to get their dwelling back is to make a balloon payment before it is auctioned off to the local Lords.
Writer: Scott Dern
An overweight security guard finds himself trapped in a Hostess factory with thieves trying to steal the secret recipe to the pastry company’s newest treat: Strawberry Twinkies.
Spoof. Based on a pitch by Craig Mazin.
Star Trek meets Crocodile Dundee in space. Working title.
Multiple studios swirling.
Plans to skewer movie spoofs by making real film
Actors hate being typecast. The same goes for writers and directors, which is why Superhero Movie creator Craig Mazin announced plans to write and direct “Actual Movie,” a film that will spoof parody movies, effectively making it a real movie.
“The hardest part will be making it good,” said Mazin. “I’m not used to that kind of writing. But I figure if I do the opposite of what I normally do, everything should work out fine.”
The biggest hurdle will be avoiding sight gags and toilet humor, but Mazin insists he’s up to the challenge.
“It’s not like I need to drop an f-bomb to get a laugh,” he said. “I can be nuanced. There’s a way to do a fart joke tastefully, in my opinion. You’ll see. This will be the most movie-ish movie ever!”
The working tagline for Actual Movie is “This time it’s for real…sorta!”