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Bitter nerd issues final demands to ‘Lost’ writers via message board

Comic collector and EverQuest champion Curtis Callahan submitted his final list of demands to the writers of “Lost” Friday evening, sending the show’s writing staff scrambling to meet the unemployed 31-year-old’s grandiose expectations for the program’s final season. Using a … Continue reading

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2009: Or Everything That Happened This Year, In Satirical Script Form

. Lists are great. But sometimes you have to experience Hollywood events in script form. Like the year of 2009, for example. Download 2009: The Script (PDF)

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Top 10 Innovations In Upcoming Avatar Film

10. Makes your popcorn taste like buttered binary code 9. Guaranteed Seizure Technology™ 8. For first time ever, a character will exist only in your mind 7. Entire screen literally wrapped around your fucking face 6. Sequel hyped with “groundbreaking … Continue reading

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Experts worry Cameron’s ‘Avatar’ may explode your brain upon viewing

‘Could also force you to crap yourself’ James Cameron has always been known as a technical pioneer, but he may be poised to take things a little too far with his upcoming Avatar movie, set to hit theaters late this … Continue reading

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