Spielberg to helm 126 Bollywood-style films as part of new deal

‘Indiana Jonishi’ and ‘Cows of Our Fathers’ already in can

Mere moments after Dreamworks’ deal with Reliance was finalized, Steven Spielberg was on set directing the first of 126 “Bollywood-style” films for the Indian financiers.

“This will be a much different model than we’re used to,” said Spielberg. “While there may be a drop in quality, I anticipate the sheer volume of films we produce will more than make up for it.”

Spielberg confirmed all the films will feature extensive musical numbers and nonsensical plot twists.

“Sometimes you don’t feel like explaining every little detail,” he said. “Now we don’t have to worry about it. It’s just…cut to the dance scene!”

Executives at Reliance expressed supreme confidence in Spielberg’s ability to help them earn a return on their investment.

“Mr. Spielberg is the premier name in filmmaking,” said a Reliance spokesman. “We can’t wait to see what he does with his first 8 films this month.”

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