TMZ reporter Shelly McDwyer recently called Catherine Zeta-Jones “more than a little pudgy” during a syndicated broadcast of TMZ TV. However, the 185-pound, 5’2 McDwyer failed to see the irony.
“What a cow! Maybe she should inhale a few more cigarettes and a few less fancy dinners,” said McDwyer, between sips of a 700-calorie mocha latte. “She’s really let herself go.”
Despite the fact that Zeta-Jones has always weighed at least 50 pounds less than McDwyer, the TMZ reporter continued to pile on the insults, much to the delight of her co-workers, all of whom are uglier and fatter than the celebrities they regularly lambast.
“Oh my God, I think I almost see a second chin!” squealed McDwyer. “How can she live with herself?”