MPAA accidentally gives porn movie a G rating

Thousands of confused parents rent ‘Cockgobblins’ DVD for their kids

The Motion Picture Association of America has long been viewed as somewhat of a joke, arbitrarily assigning ratings to movies based on personal taste and bias, as opposed to a film’s actual content.

“And that’s assuming we even watch the movie at all,” said MPAA rater Jake Dalone. “Usually we just slap a rating that seems vaguely appropriate on them, then spend the rest of the day getting drunk at TGI Friday’s. I guess that’s how this all happened.”

Dalone is referring to the fact that the MPAA recently gave the hardcore oral porn video ‘Cockgobblins’ a G rating, suggesting it was suitable for all viewers.

“The first time someone told me the title he coughed during the ‘cock’ part, so I just heard ‘goblins,’” said Dalone. “It sounded harmless enough to me, like some animated kid thing. Pretty funny, really.”

America’s parents weren’t quite so amused.

“I put the DVD on for my 8-year-old and left the room like I always do,” said Sally Algren of Knoxville, Tennessee. “Next thing I know he runs in asking if daddy ever stabbed me in the face with his pee-pee. Thanks a lot, MPAA.”

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4 responses to “MPAA accidentally gives porn movie a G rating

  1. FILM NEWS

    THIS WAS TOOOOO FUNNY TO PASS UP… HAHAHAHA!

  2. lol! how come a porn movie have a G rating? Are they sick?

  3. wickedwiccan

    That is going to be my new saying “I’m going to stab you in the face with my peepee” roflmao priceless

  4. Aladdin

    haha and 9 was rated pg13
    what the hell

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