Brian Grazer morphs into actual force of nature, wreaks havoc in Hollywood

Uber-producer now an F5 tornado

grazer-tornadoBest known for producing hit films like ‘Liar Liar,’ ‘Apollo 13’ and ‘A Beautiful Mind,’ Brian Grazer will now be forever linked with the destruction of Hollywood, after the 58-year-old native Californian transformed into a tornado and randomly devastated the city.

“We’ve always joked about [Brian] being a force of nature,” said actor Russell Crowe. “But there’s nothing funny about him being a tornado…and that’s coming from a guy who knows a thing or two about leaving a path of destruction behind him. I’m referring to myself, of course.”

Witnesses say Grazer spontaneously vaporized into 200-mph winds following a frantic phone call with his production office.

“He was just talking really fast and buzzing through an intersection without bothering to check for traffic, when suddenly he was gone,” said ICM agent Robert Blanton, who happened to be walking nearby. “Next thing I know I’m two blocks away, stuck in a tree. Fucking crazy, man.”

Despite being a tornado, Grazer has reportedly made 22 phone calls in the last hour.

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