Top 10 Innovations In Upcoming Avatar Film

10. Makes your popcorn taste like buttered binary code
9. Guaranteed Seizure Technology™
8. For first time ever, a character will exist only in your mind
7. Entire screen literally wrapped around your fucking face
6. Sequel hyped with “groundbreaking mid-movie teaser trailer”
5. Even the actors forced to wear 3D glasses
4. Picture-in-picture features Cameron explaining why every scene is awesome
3. New color invented: blurple
2. Entire movie shot on Sony Hyper Digital UltraLux Version 2.1.Chrome
1. No more seats. Audience encouraged to bow during screening

Have you heard of more impressive innovations? List them in the comments section.

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5 responses to “Top 10 Innovations In Upcoming Avatar Film

  1. Tom L

    I heard fanboys will be allowed to hump the screen during the closing credits. Does that count as an “innovation?”

  2. hollywoodroaster

    nice.

  3. John Smith

    YOU PEOPLE ARE SO SAD AND NEED TO GET A LIFE THIS IS GOING TO BE PERHAPS THE BEST FILM EVER AND EASILY THE BEST FILM THIS YEAR.

  4. hollywoodroaster

    hmmmm…anything’s possible.

    i certainly want it to be good.

  5. 3D glasses designed to ‘sense’ viewer disappointment and adjust dopamine levels accordingly

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