Top 10 Things Overheard At Hollywood Thanksgiving Day Parties

10. “Is it me, or do these yams look like Meg Ryan?”
9. “If the guy didn’t want to work for free, why did he become a writer in the first place?”
8. “I heard Ari’s party had three turkeys.”
7. “I’ll be right back, I have to post 10 more positive reviews of New Moon on Metacritic.”
6. “Wow Roland, these CGI mashed potatoes are delicious! You’re such a fucking genius.”
5. “Well, at least I didn’t produce All About Steve. That’s something to be thankful for.”
4. “God I love pumpkin pie! I need to call my assistant and fire her for never buying me one before.”
3. “Man, I’m gonna be needing the Lipitor tonight.”
2. “Aw shit. Who invited Dane Cook?”
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What did you hear over Thanksgiving? Drop it in the comments.

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2 responses to “Top 10 Things Overheard At Hollywood Thanksgiving Day Parties

  1. Janet

    Point me in the direction of the nearest ATM and stripjoint pronto.

  2. Curt Burdick

    Thankful? I lost out in the bidding way for the rights to make “Slinky,” the movie….

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