The man with the longest arms in the world must rob a bank to pay for his arm-shortening surgery. Based on true events. Shane Black rumored to script/direct.
Not So Jolly Today
The Jolly Green Giant goes on a rampage after G8 climate summit talks break down in Copenhagen.
Writer: Bob Anderson
The Penny Loafer
A slacker gets a telemarketing job that pays one-cent per phone call. He goes on to make $100k a year.
Writer: Jeff Gilles