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Script Track – June 23, 2010

Hidden Valley Ranchers
Period piece based on the popular salad dressing.

Other World Cup
The United States soccer team is recruited by the government to face off in the first-ever intergalactic football tournament.
Michael Bay pitch.

The Sellphone

A car salesman gets his hands on a magical iPhone that gives its owner unprecedented powers of persuasion.
Writer: Allan Beck

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Script Track – June 16, 2010

Death Star!
Caught up in the reality show craze, Darth Vader forces his underlings to compete in a talent competition to determine who will get to press the button on that laser destroying Leia’s home planet.
Sequel remake.

Provocative Fucking Title
Writer: Johnny Steel

What A Croc
Based on the popular footwear brand, this taut drama centers on a man who can’t find comfortable shoes that don’t make him feel like a douchebag.
Writer: Kevin Smith

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Script Track – June 9, 2010

Hockers
A bunch of geeks hack their way into a pharmaceutical drug company’s system and steal a top-secret nasal decongestant formula.
Writer: Tad Devine

Burger Patrol
The security guard of a fast food restaurant takes down a group of armed robbers.
Based on the 2007 Chicago Tribune article.

Wings Of My Sisters
Touching romantic comedy about four women who band together to find their lonely, introverted friend a husband. Jennifer Aniston rumored to star.
Writer: Lisa Margaret Reilly-Hartnett

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Script Track – June 2, 2010

American Angster
An angst-riddled teenager takes over the New York mafia. Drama.
Writer: Rich Carcetti

Pilot Of My Heart
A lonely housewife’s world is turned upside down when a plane crashes in her backyard. She nurses the pilot back to health and fixes his plane…but will he fly out of her life forever?
Based on a pitch by the woman who played “Susan” on that one 80s sitcom. Lifetime circling.

Blammotronica: Redux
Sequel to the Roland Emmerich blockbuster of the same name. German-born effects wizard “Friedrich” attached to do the CGI.

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Script Track – May 26, 2010

The 14 Colonies
Revisionist take on the beginning of America, where one of the original colonies was comprised of zombies.
Writer: Hanley O’Brien

New Year’s Weave
A bald man resolves to change his life with a new hairpiece.
Based on the classic SNL skit.

F Bombers
Raunchy action-comedy about an elite group of air force pilots who chase trim all over the Middle East.
Writer: Burke Wood

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Script Track – May 19, 2010

Senioritis
A 77-year-old man goes back to high school to finally get his diploma.
Based on the November 2008 Baltimore Sun article.

Preppermints
Set in 1987, an obscure brand of gum turns everyone who chews it into a total preppy.
Writer: Bob Grills

Escalation
Set entirely on an escalator. In the vein of Buried.

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Script Track – May 12, 2010

Premake!
An unscrupulous producer intentionally makes a crappy movie, hoping to immediately sell the remake rights so someone can “put a new spin on it.”
Based on 269 true stories.

The Dragon Layer
After a fire-breathing dragon has killed all the knights in the kingdom, a beautiful princess must seduce the beast into submission.
Writer: Tony Brondo

Boredwalk
This 150-page tome chronicles the lives of an average family who reside, unremarkably, on the world’s most boring street. Indie producers swirling.
Writer: Anthony LaGris Bollem

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