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Script Track – January 5, 2010

Thin As Thieves
Two overweight men decide on a new fad diet: to only eat what they can steal.
Based on the November 2008 New York Times article.

Huffers
Set in the competitive and surprisingly quirky world of glue huffing.
Writer: Diablo Cody

Hack To The Future
Uwe Boll is sent 150 years into the future, to a time when movies have been completely replaced by online videos. Can today’s vapid director teach tomorrow’s vapid society the art of the moving picture?
Writer: N/A

Harlem Globefathers
The fathers of the famous basketball team challenge their sons to a charity game, but when the dads win, they decide to join the league for real.
Bill Cosby and Kareem Abdul Jabbar in talks to star.
Based on a pitch by Bill Cosby.

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Another writer irrationally jealous of Diablo Cody

For some reason, newbie scribe rooting for ‘Jennifer’s Body’ to tank

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Script Track – April 14, 2009

The Hamburglar Goes To Jail
Based on the true story of the man behind the mask, who was incarcerated in 2006 for felony assault, but continues to proclaim his innocence.
Writer: Jared Landau

Bossland
A depressed accountant is transported to a faraway land where everyone is a clone of his horrible boss. When he falls in love with the boss’s wife, the plot gets even more convoluted.
Jim Carrey attached to star.

The Adventures of Dingle & Berry
Animated Seth MacFarlane pitch.

Who’s Afraid of Virginia Werewolf, That Moonlighting Byatch?
Remake of the classic film, only this time it has a gory new twist and is drenched in pop culture goodness.
Writer: Diablo Cody

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Script Track – April 7, 2009

Once Upon A Happy Ending
A young professional falls in love with an erotic masseuse, but his efforts to get her out of the ‘happy ending game’ become complicated when the Korean mob puts a price on his head.
Writer: Alex Duchesne

Leggo My Preggo
‘Juno’ sequel. Plot being kept under wraps.
Writer: Diablo Cody

Half-Brother
A carpet salesman finds out he has a long-lost brother – who happens to be a midget! Mild hilarity ensues.
Based on a Mike Myers pitch regurgitated from 1994.

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Script Track – November 25, 2008

The Incredible Hick
A hillbilly who makes money selling his body for medical experiments turns into a mulleted monster every time he uses dipping tobacco.
Based on a pitch. Larry The Cable Guy attached to star.

Roses For Winter
The heart-wrenching story of a woman who falls in love with a terminally ill man who has always wanted to grow his own roses. But it’s winter and he only has two months to live…
Writer: Diane English

Suckbuddies
Raunchy vampire sex comedy.
Based on an original idea by Diablo Cody, who is very proud of the ‘wicked clever’ title, although she also liked ‘Fuckbloodies’ and ‘Neck Popsicle Crew.’

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Script Track — October 7, 2008

Untitled Political Biopic
Writer: Oliver Stone
An inaccurate take on the next president, whoever it turns out to be.

Human Segway
Writer: Nick Stoller
Plot being kept under wraps.

The Ninja Chronicles
Writers: Seth Rogen & Evan Goldberg
A blind 18th century ninja saves the world and his cat. Seth Rogen
will star.

Jell-O Mello Hello Gang
Writer: Diablo Cody
A group of suburban housewives form an alt-rock band.

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