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Script Track – April 27, 2010

Raisins In The Shade
Revolves around a retirement community not in Florida, but rural Illinois.
Writer: Jack Wendell

1,000 years after man’s extinction, a group of astronauts return to Earth and find the planet over-run by fauna and wildlife.
Based on that show “Life After People.”

Voicemail From Hell
Horror. The Devil leaves 666 people a voicemail on their cellphones. If they listen to it, they die.
Writer: James Wan

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James Wan horrifies Thanksgiving Day guests with live turkey beheading

Also spends two hours mutilating potatoes

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Script Track – October 27, 2009

A dying mechanic extends his life by hooking himself up to a 1967 Mustang…fusing man and machine and creating pure awesomeness.
Based on a pitch by Jay Leno.

Flan of The Month
A taut thriller about a man who joins a flan of the month club, only to find out each month’s flan is made of people!
Writer: James Wan

Based on the popular printer style.


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Script Track – August 18, 2009

Axe Body Sprayers
Based on the popular deodorant. Plot being kept under wraps until the screenwriters are told exactly what to write by the producers and ad agency.

Prostate of the Union
The President is forced to leave the State of the Union halfway through because he has to pee, bringing a critical question into focus: just how healthy should we expect our leaders to be?
Writer: David Mamet

A team of scientists stranded in Antarctica realize they aren’t alone — there’s a giant ‘ice spider’ stalking them!
Writer: James Wan

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Script Track — December 2, 2008

Impersonal Computer
A man’s desktop PC comes to life, but has no personality whatsoever. The man has 24 hours to teach the PC to enjoy life before it runs out of memory and crashes forever.
Writer: Ben Wexler

Musical comedy set in 14th century Europe, during the worst years of the plague. The plot revolves around a farmer who pines for a woman that wretches three times an hour.

Lunch at Tiffany’s

A college grad moves into a trendy area of New York City, only to find out his new apartment is cursed and has driven its last six tenants to commit suicide.
Based on a pitch by James Wan. Some B-list actor attached to star.

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Even James Wan getting tired of ‘Saw’ movies

Despite another successful run at the box office, executive producer James Wan walked out of a recent showing of the fifth installment of his ‘Saw’ franchise feeling upset and disappointed.

“It’s just the same movie over and over,” he complained. “It’s almost like we’re not even trying anymore.”

When told he could easily fix the problem by producing different kinds of films, Wan was intrigued.

“I never thought of that,” he said. “Then again, that would involve me coming up with a new idea – and I’ve only had like one of those my entire life. I guess we’re all stuck with Jigsaw for another five or six movies.”

Unfortunately for Wan, the public may force his hand. While audiences are turning out for Saw V, most of them have expressed disappointment with the experience.

“This would have been an awesome movie if I had seen it like a week before the original one back in 2004,” said Troy Blanton of Woodland Hills. “But all things being equal, it’s kind of a shit sandwich.”

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