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Deadline Hollywood commenter not really a ‘Successful Producer Guy’

More like a ‘Cable Repair Guy’

Deadline Hollywood might be one of the industry’s most influential blogs, but because the commenting system is anonymous, much of the snark emanates not from actual members of Hollywood, but people who have no affiliation with the industry whatsoever.

“I know Jeff Zucker personally, and he’s twice as terrible as you say, Nikki,” Successful Producer Guy recently posted in the comments section. “I’ve worked with Zuck a lot over the years and it’s been no treat. I’ll be the first to celebrate when Comcast drops that turd.”

Despite identifying himself as “Successful Producer Guy,” Marvin James, the author of the post, is actually a cable repair guy from Omaha. Posting on Deadline Hollywood inflates his sense of self and makes him feel connected to the industry.

When asked if she would consider requiring site registration, Nikki Finke scoffed.

“Half the shit I post isn’t even true anyway!” she exclaimed. “Why would I hold my readers to a higher standard? This isn’t an actual news organization.”

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2009: Or Everything That Happened This Year, In Satirical Script Form

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Lists are great.

But sometimes you have to experience Hollywood events in script form. Like the year of 2009, for example.

Download 2009: The Script (PDF)

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THR Comic — The Zucker Paradox

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Jeff Zucker’s head inflating into shape of actual dick

Even pal Ben Silverman starting to get freaked out about it

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