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Script Track – July 21, 2009

That’s Mr. Ficus To You!
The emotional story of a womanizer that trades places with a ficus tree on the set of a daytime talk show, and must listen to women babble on about their feelings 3 hours a day, but eventually he learns from it and “grows” into a better man. Or in this case, plant.
Writer: Kyle Jones


After a bachelor’s roommates both propose to their girlfriends, the guy’s long-term girlfriend gives him one week to give her a ring or it’s over – and his whole family flies in to convince him.
Writer: Greg Astor

A lonely bachelor’s friends arrange for him to “get lucky” with a hooker, but when it turns out the hooker is the local police chief’s desperate housewife, the top cop won’t rest until he’s driven the bachelor out of town.
Based on a pitch by Kevin James.

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Writer who used to rip Kevin James now ecstatic to have him attached to script

‘That was before he helped me earn $200,000’ says shameless scribe


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Script Track – January 13, 2009

Romantic comedy about a fat guy who falls in love with a beautiful woman. Despite the fact he’s a janitor and she’s a doctor, the 300-pound dude charms his way into the woman’s heart – solely by making her laugh and “not being an asshole.”
Based on 29 different sitcoms. Kevin James attached.

A man’s father-in-law is a vindictive midget and oh the hilarity that ensues.
Writer: Mike Myers

A scientist develops a gum that works as a love potion, but also causes whoever chews it to speak in Old English.
Based on a sugar-free gum commercial from 1997.

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