Tag Archives: Mel Gibson

Roasty The Rabbit — 1/22/10

Leave a comment

Filed under Industry News, Video

Mel Gibson denies Hanukkah ever happened

‘The festival of lights is a total fiction’ claims Holiday Denier

Leave a comment

Filed under Actors, Industry News

Atonement up 19% from Yom Kippur 2008

Economy, schlocky films mostly to blame

Repentance reached a seven-year high in Hollywood on Monday, with industry professionals atoning for a variety of sins committed in the last 12 months.

“This is typically a busy day with all the adultery, lying and thieving that goes on in town,” said Rabbi Meshnea of Beverly Hills. “But with a year like this, we were forced to schedule additional services. We even had a special prayer session limited exclusively to people associated with Jennifer’s Body.”

atonement2009

According to Meshnea, the economy didn’t help matters, combining with Yom Kippur to create “a perfect storm” of people seeking mercy from God in these troubled times.

Leave a comment

Filed under Industry News