An angst-riddled teenager takes over the New York mafia. Drama.
Writer: Rich Carcetti
Pilot Of My Heart
A lonely housewife’s world is turned upside down when a plane crashes in her backyard. She nurses the pilot back to health and fixes his plane…but will he fly out of her life forever?
Based on a pitch by the woman who played “Susan” on that one 80s sitcom. Lifetime circling.
Sequel to the Roland Emmerich blockbuster of the same name. German-born effects wizard “Friedrich” attached to do the CGI.
Pixelated hair gives away veteran director’s dark secret
9. When God Attacks
8. Untitled 4D Movie
7. Collapse of the Fucking Milky Way
6. Trailer Moments 6
5. Alanis Morissette Biopic
4. Cold War 2
3. First Born, Last Dead
’Maybe then we’ll get Transformers 2 in there!’ says delusional director
Just minutes after Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences president Sid Ganis announced the 2009 Oscars will feature 10 best picture nominees, ‘Transformers 2’ director Michael Bay called on Ganis to expand the field to 100.
“Only then will my genius be recognized,” said Bay. “I call on the Academy to do the right thing and allow my somewhat-decent, but ultimately corny films to be deemed Oscar-worthy.”
According to Bay, the expanded field would make it easier for filmmakers like him to get much-needed ego boosts to go along with their giant bank accounts.
“Sure, the money is good,” said Bay. “But what I really crave is the respect of my peers. I want to share a Heineken with Uwe or Roland and say ‘hey, we’re doing interesting work, too. It’s not all about Scorsese and Soderbergh.’”
Added Bay: “They should introduce a slow-motion category. I’d clean up!”