Thin As Thieves
Two overweight men decide on a new fad diet: to only eat what they can steal.
Based on the November 2008 New York Times article.
Set in the competitive and surprisingly quirky world of glue huffing.
Writer: Diablo Cody
Hack To The Future
Uwe Boll is sent 150 years into the future, to a time when movies have been completely replaced by online videos. Can today’s vapid director teach tomorrow’s vapid society the art of the moving picture?
The fathers of the famous basketball team challenge their sons to a charity game, but when the dads win, they decide to join the league for real.
Bill Cosby and Kareem Abdul Jabbar in talks to star.
Based on a pitch by Bill Cosby.
Controversial German helmer decries elitist judges
When you’re the creative force behind a film about a psychotic Miami police sergeant hellbent on avenging the murder of his twin sisters, you don’t expect to be shut out of the Austin Film Festival.
At least not if your name is Uwe Boll.
“It is a shit move,” he said, referring to the festival’s decision not to accept his latest R-rated bloodbath. “They let in some boring Charlize Theron movie, but apparently my bullet-riddled romp through Florida’s mafia-controlled gambling scene is not good enough for them.”
When asked why his 92-minute pic starring an unknown kick boxer deserved to be screened at the festival, Boll turned angry.
“The main character kills 23 different people,” he said. “What more do you want to know? Oh, here’s a tidbit: his twin sisters were murdered by the European drug dealer he’s chasing. Feel stupid now?”
This is the 12th straight year Boll has been shut out of the festival.
A disgraced psychiatrist discovers a second career as a pet shrink, only to suspect his first canine patient, a Rottweiler, is a serial cat murderer. Oh no!
Writer: Todd Rodanthe
Feelings & Emotions
A young couple goes out to dinner and spends the whole time talking about love, marriage and how they feel about companionship.
Writer: Diane English
Meg Ryan attached to star.
Uwe Boll country-western pic. Exact plot being kept under wraps, mostly because it’s so laughable it would scare off potential investors.