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Ain’t It Cool News switches to ‘all exclamation point’ format

THR Comic — The Zucker Paradox

Troy Duffy featured on cover of Douche Magazine

Final Draft unveils special ‘Remake Edition’

Industry atonement up 19% from Yom Kippur 2008

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Study reveals James Lipton spends most of his free time manicuring his facial hair (click chart to expand)

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Closer inspection reveals Roland Emmerich is mostly CGI

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ScriptGirl finally starts cropping videos properly

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Extraneous third brad commits suicide

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Writer bypasses gatekeepers, places script directly into CAA’s dumpster

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Buscemi toplines ‘Dinosaur VS Helicopter’ action epic

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Oscar statue redesigned to reflect size of recipients’ heads

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MPAA develops special rating for Michael Bay films

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iPhone helps agent reject queries faster than ever

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Nikki Finke out with new book: ‘TOLDJA! How I Scooped Everybody’

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Clooney forgets to wax eyebrows for two straight weeks

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Gilroy takes Diablo Cody’s advice, turns to stripping

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SAG changes logo to double-smile in bold PR move

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Jeff Zucker’s head inflating into shape of actual dick

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Variety releases first annual “Zero Screenwriters To Watch Over 50”

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Hollywood execs thankful they aren’t you

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Will Ferrell to star in religious version of Liar, Liar

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Fancy script cover not a good sign, decides yet another gatekeeper

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Douglas to return as prison-hardened Gekko in Wall Street 2: Back To The Street

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Ferrell signs on for ‘Arabia’ remake

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Beverly Hills Cop 4 Poster Released

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Carell snaps on set

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Tom Cruise heightening surgery a success

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