10. Can the robot be drinking Pennzoil?
9. Maybe he breaks up with her because she doesn’t like Starbucks…
8. This guy needs a catchphrase!
7. Would it be weird if the caveman had a MacBook?
6. This won’t play well with teens…research suggests they hate scenes over a minute long.
5. It could be funny if the climax of the movie was sponsored by KY. Just a really tasteful logo that flashes on the screen a few seconds.
4. That’s not how Orci does it…
3. Funerals make people depressed. Can it be a beach party instead?
2. We’re already at page 30 and you haven’t set up the sequel yet.
1. I’m just spitballing here…but maybe the dog’s name is Old Navy.
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